Shaman Hammer

Friends, this post is long overdue! Jackhammer must thank his good friends in the Fredericksburg area for their gracious hospitality over the Memorial Day weekend.   As most of you already know, Jackhammer and some of his North Carolina buddies routinely participate in the annual Rolling Thunder Memorial Day Ride in Washington, D.C. to honor our mil itary veterans.   As usual, Jackhammer & Co. were camping in the Prince William National Forest as they awaited the parade.   However, this year would turn out to be extra special. Jackhammer led his entourage 30 minutes into Fredericksburg to be treated to a barbeque feast, hosted by (callsigns) Turd, Uncle Ben, and Tommygun.   Even though two of these dudes are DC cops working the night shift, they still arose at 6:00 AM to fire up the smoker and get the meat cooking.   We had barbeque brisket, chicken, and sausage with all the trimmings!   It was fucking awesome! Best of all, the cookout gave ...

  Friends, Jackhammer crunches numbers for a living... part of my job is being a Statistical Analysis System (SAS) programmer.   I have done my homework before writing this blog, and after careful analysis, it turns out that my opinions are correct 99.7% of the time.   The bad news is that, by extension, I am wrong 0.3% of the time.   This was the case with my September 30 (2012) post endorsing Barack Hussein Obama.   By the way, has it ever been an insult to any previous president to call him by his full name?   My shame is greater than you can possibly imagine, for there is no doubt in my mind that my blog delivered North Carolina's 15 electoral votes to this communist motherfucker.   Yes, Obama would have won the election anyway... Obama secured approximately 100% of the black vote, 100% of the Mexican vote, 100% of the gay vote, 100% of the atheist vote, 100% of the liberal vote, as well as anyone else who blames The System for their lack of ...