Shaman Hammer

Friends, Jackhammer is about to embark on his annual vacation. My loyal followers know that Jackhammer routinely visits Sanibel Island, Florida… but it is time to switch things up! This year Jackhammer will vacation in Bermuda, which brings us to the subject of this post. As a British Crown colony, Bermuda is gripped with the same anti-gun hysteria that has engulfed England for centuries. Even if you can get past the Homeland Security agents at your local airport, who are so paranoid they will not allow you to pass through their gates with a two-inch Leatherman micro-tool, the Bermudian prohibitions against anything that could theoretically be used for self-defense are so formidable that even your “stabby kitty” keychain must remain stateside. So will Jackhammer be defenseless on his vacation? Not exactly. You see, Jackhammer has mastered the art of unarmed combat – and he encourages all his readers to do the same while there is still time. Jackhammer’s Kung Fu is his best frien...

The time has come for Jackhammer to throw a bone to the fans of daytime drama. More specifically, Jackhammer has decided that henceforth he will be posting commentary and in-depth analysis of the Young and the Restless on the following site: http://www.cbs.com/shows/the_young_and_the_restless I have decided to make this move in response to popular demand, and this is proof that I do appreciate and consider all the feedback I receive from my fans. You see, Jackhammer knew that many of you depended upon my wisdom to help you navigate through life… yet thanks to your letters, I have come to see that you would appreciate my guidance with the popular daytime drama as well. I understand your confusion with the show. The Young and the Restless features multiple plot strands running concurrently, as well as a cast of 50+ complex characters – many of whom rotate in and out in (apparently) random order. Additionally, the social nuances of the diverse social and economic clas...